Wacky Super-balloon Fat Beeman Spaceships (Only ONE DOLLAR)

Are you tired of getting stung by those darn bees? Have you ever gotten allergies from those DARN BEES!? Farm now with strong anti-bee defense. YES, ANTI-BEE DEFENSE PEOPLE!!! Farm with Wacky Super-balloon Fat Beeman Spaceships. YESM WACKY SUPER-BALLOON FAT BEEMAN SPACESHIPS. They're beemen (Literal bee men!) with balloons on their backs with a jetpack with a weapon that shoots robot bees that will protect your yard AND your allergies! ONLY ONE DOLLAR. YES, ALL YOU NEED IS ONE DOLLAR TO BUY THIS AMAZING TECHNOLOGY IN YOUR BACKYARD!

Hi guys, I'm Farmer's House Bill Gates! and I am doing this one-time offer FOR ONE DOLLAR. Get a dollar from your pocket, and buy THIS AMAZING YARD DEFENSE!!! CALL NOW at 1-800-000-000  or CALL 1-800 BEEMAN DEFENSE!!!!